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Blight Files 0307901
Too many Ferals not enough room in the cabinet

Just after the 2 competent and attractive operatives and their Ebon gimp had received there award we received word that more ferals had been spotted trying there power in down-town.

I issued a red, as did that whiny bitch Dusk.

The operatives actually tried to negotiate. Dusk saw this as futile and left crying about “there was no time to waste” and other soppy crap that I drowned out.

Me I listened.

More money was out of the question. Instead I gave them something much more valuable.
More Information.

The footage I got from this fight was glorious, such carnage such chaos and all in my name. Loved it.
A Feral actually folded part of the building they were in into the street. The ensuing madness will forever be as memorable as the property damage bill. Which now lies on Dusk’s account awaiting the Inquisitors investigation.

He really should get a better password or assistant. That dirty dirty girl.

Now I think time to end this.

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So he has a DU detector in his suit now. To be fair I had overplayed that hand. Was worth it for when his hair fall out.

So our clever little operatives sided with with Dusk. That clever little human with them has decided to play Mummy against Daddy in an attempt to get more SLA-mas presents.

I am intrigued.

So they may have done the BPN in that genderless freaks name but they did track the suits down, and gave some damn right hilarious details about the stupid ferals using them.

1 actually folded himself into the ground another created a blast with himself as the point of origin.
Damn I would have loved to have been there for that.
Ah well the footage will have to do.

Also this time for the meeting Scours pet Ebon turned up looking as broken as you would expect give what happened on Pain.

Ah that was a good night.

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So overseer REDACTED thinks Temperance might be onto something after all. If it works I’m all for more power. Wonder how long it would take me to convince him to use Dusk as a lab rat.

Speaking of Dusk his favourite operatives today stabbed him in his emotionless Ebon heart and choose my wonderful BPN over his.

As a result that bastard Wane is dead and his head is currently holding my pens for me. Dusk thought he might be redeemable even though he had further use to us.
We knew everything he knew.

Now to act on it.

Another BPN perhaps.

Then maybe I’ll put some more depleted uranium into Dusk’s coffee.

Jill watch
3rd eye news Report

… and from the wreckage there was only one survivor a human girl, whose bravery is an inspiration to us all.

but in interesting news Jeromy Losado has an update on the Serial killer called Jill. Jeremy

Thanks Carmen, as many of you know Jill has been slashing her way onto our screens for the last few weeks with her own brand of murder killing people with the things the love most in a very public fashion.

Today however that killing spree ended as a group of operatives set a trap for her using her next planned victim as bait.

Not as bloody as we’d hoped but it’s been a slow day.

Here’s the footage.

Views from the street
3rd eye news quickcast

Hear at ‘Views from the street’ we received a tip from a reliable source that something was going to happen at this little pet shop. Unbelievable I know.

Wait look there 3 operatives driving up to it they look ready for action.

Holy shit what just happened to the pet shop. Is that. Oh fuck it is. That sick bastard is covered in dead kittens.

Quick Jeff zoom in.

Dead kitten armor by flyingdebris

Wait looks like the Frother is a pet lover and not to happy about it.

Wow, did she.

Yeah she did. She stabbed him right in his kitten hating face and killed him.

Wow that is impressive that crazy bastard was wearing Doggybone.

Now what’s the Frother doing. Oh this is priceless. Jeff make sure you get a good angle on that.

From the desk of Alana Gallien 3
Diary 3

I sent them after the Krell we believed to be in CS3, I half expected them to report it was a myth half expected to hear them die over the comms and have to send in a team of stormers.

Instead they took down the Krell with relative speed and efficiency, securing more of a sample than I expected. Operative Foster even volunteered to be a carrier of the laughing death to help our analysis.

I have to concede Roman was right.

From the desk of Alana Gallien 2
Diary 2

As expected shortly after I despatched the operatives to take care of the situation the entire area was D-noticed.


Considering the amount of information they had they done well.

From the desk of Alana Gallien 1
Diary 1

Roman is certainly persuasive I’ll give him that. If his operatives can solve the Daedalus situation then they may be the operatives I’m looking for.

Typical Roman never promising something before he knows he can deliver. The ops were tracking Daedalus down as we were having dinner. Lets see if they can handle the simple matter of a loner scientist with a drug problem, before I send them on the expedition.

Well they found Cahill, sadly already dead, more importantly they found his notes. Now I just have to decide if he’s worth cloning.

Now lets see how good Roman’s pet project is. Sample designated Queller has broken containment. If they survive they are perfect for the expedition.

Expense Report by Tina Long (Eidolon)
Explanation of expenditure

As you know from my many previous reports I believed that Daedalus was a talented lone nut. I also repeatedly stated that Karma had ignored all of our intelligence on the subject and decided to enforce there own theory , purely because they couldn’t handle the idea of a small group or even an individual ripping them off the way that had happened.

Well I’m happy to report that thanks to a small BPN I was able to confirm my theories and have Daedalus and the Low Wave chased down.

This was all done at a fraction of the cost of Karma’s fruitless investigation.

Even taking into account the loss of the shiver clean up crew after the Tek Trex attack.

Overall the cost of the operation is easily outweighed by what we gained. Daedalus himself was secured. So now we get to probe that twisted mind of his and find out how he done it all.

I personally can’t wait. He partially reprogrammed a Manchine. I didn’t even realise that was possible. Not to mention the man hours of time we save just by stopping his attacks.

As for the operatives in question, they were a bargain at the price they were even able to ensure that all of my team survived the Tek Trex assault.

Price lists are listed below along with my estimates on the karma operations and projected future Daedalus investigations.

Group Assessment 2
Follow up analysis

My initial meeting went as well as could be expected, they were sceptical of my sincerity.

The meeting was cut short by a red alert in down-town sector 4 in which they performed to their full potential. In front of a large media event no less. Getting this team on the right path may not be as difficult as I originally planned.

After the messy contracts business was sorted out, they jumped straight back into work. An enthusiasm I have to admire.

They took a BPN from an old associate by the name of Dusk at the same time spurring the same BPN offered by Blight. An in-house battle I hope will stay that way.

The squad got to work quickly tracking down the lost body of a Feral Ebon who had been removed from the Jade building. Surprisingly the Feral had been resurrected and proceeded upon his old habits where the Operatives tracked him down and dispatched him.


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