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LDT97 Entity Report
The enemy is closer than anticipated

The operation in question was done by Internal Affairs.
2 Operatives infiltrated a Dark Night cell and slowly worked their way up the chain.
They were 3 months into the assignment when the leader of the cell purchased the pages.
The operatives backed a DN lieutenant in a power struggle when they arrived the ritual had already begun.
All of the members of the DN cell were eliminated quickly leaving only the leader and the operatives.
Upon dispatching the leader the ritual was completed and the entity emerged.
At this point it’s important to note that the operatives were wearing 2nd rate DN equipment to face the entity.
They engaged it and managed to defeat it with one of the operatives picking up its weapon to finish it off.
The operatives left the scene before our fire team arrived.
I recommend that both operatives continue to be monitored especially the operative who held the weapon.
Full post operation medical and psychological assessment of the operatives is attached to my report.
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Why were IA investigating a DN cell? How did we not know about the link with Shi’An?
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IA had a previous mole in the organisation who was aware they were trying to purchase a weapon of impressive destructive capabilities. All evidence suggested the purchase was being made from a SLA employee. The original moles death was all the proof IA needed and sent in a less well known team to confirm the deal.
From the files recovered by ourselves and IA we can confirm that the seller was a SLA employee.
As for how we didn’t know. We never suspected Shi’An had spread within SLA itself.
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Locate this traitor immediately have them delivered to the vault. I will deal with them personally.
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Internal eyes only
Discussion between R & V Department S

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Frosty Update
A change of path

So far Foster and Klein have proven to be excellent cleaners.

Fosters dispatch of Uxío Rocha and Kleins of Maria Soler were both exceptional in their own way.

They could continue to take out targets effectively for sometime but I agree with your assessment that they have potential for greater things.

I understand an asset in LDT 97 was recently lost.

I propose we use this as an opportunity to test Squad Frosty’s ability at infiltration.

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Agent Rimington Report
Recruitment

We have 2 new killers on payroll.

May our enemies fall before them.

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Call intercept - Sebastian Roman after Sextape incident
Not as fun as it sounds

Hi Gabriel, good news I hope.

Stop, calm down, breathe, your talking too fast. What’s happened?

Hand the phone to whoever is in charge. I don’t care do it Gabriel.

Hi you have successfully downed two agents on a sanctioned operation.

Yes I am well aware of your mandate and the finer details of your contract.

I know you went there for the Duchess but you will be stabilising the 2 operatives and taking them with you as per the terms of their LAD contracts.

If that’s how you feel I am enforcing section 86J of your contract.
Oh good you know about that.

Thank you for your co-operation

Put Gabriel back on.

Gabriel are they stabilizing Foster and Klein?

Good, now I need you to work fast. As soon as they are gone you have to get into the Duchess’s system and do something for me.

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At this point recording is scrambled. Other half of conversation unobtainable.

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Debrief for NG7/1704910/STA/GRY - SCL 6
Too many enemies, lets make a friend instead.

2E1: Please be seated.

N/A: I know I shouldn’t ask but where are we?

2C7: You are correct, you should not.

2E1: Now please tell us about your recent trip to lower Down Town.

N/A: My team were sent to a grey zone to investigate and advanced dream entity known as Aunt Cilla. I was kept in the dark deliberately due to my past association with the entity.

2C7: You lived with the creature for 3 months.

N/A: I was used by her.

2E1: What happened once you entered the home?

N/A: I saw through her traps but my team couldn’t. So I removed her illusion at the cost of my own.

2C7: How?

N/A: I can’t describe it. I can alter things its not easy and in some places its impossible. In the grey it …

2E1: came naturally

N/A: yes. but I wasn’t prepared for the effect it would have on me. I panicked and curled into a ball when I saw her.I could hear my friends fighting but couldn’t help.

2C7: Then Agent Foster got creative.

N/A: and I got angry. As a result Cilla died and I burned myself out by going over capacity.

2E1: Would I be right in suggesting you got a sense of closure from the destruction of the creature?

N/A: Yes, Cilla killed my family and damaged me in ways I didn’t understand till now.

2C7: So you understand what you are?

N/A: Yes

2C7: Good. Welcome to Naga 7 Agent Brown.

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Klick's END
Our statement of intent

For years there has been an area of Down town that was considered a no-go area for our city’s Shiver patrols.

Today in a coordinated strike with M.R. Division, Shivers and Select Operative teams Klick’s End has been reclaimed.

No more will the props, slaver and subversives have this safe haven.

People in the neighbouring districts can sleep in safety once again.

A black spot on our great world on progressed has been expunged.

We are now reclaiming the Moral Right.

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We Were Tek Trex
A suitable response

2C7: Asset designated Daedalus was successfully extracted.

3F8: Before leaving he had infected Tek Trex entire network with tracking software.
He also brought information detailing all domestic agents.

2E1: And the anomaly?

3F8: Anomaly?

2C7: Get out now.

3F8 leaves room

2C7: Do I have to?

2E1: Not necessary. Now tell me about the Anomaly.

2C7: It’s still assisting them, extraction of asset may have failed without them.

2D5: back to the task at hand how successful is the sweep.

2C7: Every target bar one has been detained or eliminated.

2D5: So she’s still alive.

2C7: Tek Trex is finished she has no support network she wont be able to…

2D5: Of course she will. now she’ll just have a more dangerous sponsor.

2E1: The important thing is Tek Trex is gone, they were a distraction we don’t have time for any more. We’ll get another chance at her later.

2F9: First Puritan now Tek Trex. Distractions we were forced to respond to. The anomaly a distraction you’ve been forced to monitor. Then there is the Tartarus discovery.

Our enemies are making us look in the wrong direction.

He wants a solution. Today.

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Cooking with Flair
What?

“Chef Moses what do you have for us tonight?”
“Well Tina …”
“It’s Linda”
“Yeah Brenda tonight were cooking something more than a little exotic.”
“Well I’m intrigued. Will it have your usual New Parisian twist?”
“Fuc signal breaks bi… wer…. Ra…

static fills the screen
WE ARE TEK TREX
WE ARE NOT THE ENEMY
WE HAVE SEEN SLAYERS TRUTH
WE NO LONGER KNOW FEAR
ALL WILL BE REVEALED
White noise

“What do you mean we lost the signal? You mean I killed and cooked this bitch and I won’t even get a ratings bump?”

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The loss of signal feeds was spread across the entirety of the World of Progress.
This in undeniably linked to the server crash last week.
They can no longer be tolerated.
Despite our recommendations a more public team will be sent.
Dept of cyber-warfare have an asset in place.
One High profile team is familiar with the asset.

That team is under observation. An anomaly exists.

It matters not
TT will be publicly dismantled.
It is Slayers will.
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Rover
Dept Carrien Affairs

Rover is now in charge of all Carrien affairs on Mort.
He is happy with this.
He’s pleased that his plan for terror attacks on Mort was unnecessary.
He is even willing to accept the loss of his operatives and forgive most of his would be assassins.
Rover will forgive all of them.

Except one.

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The Fall of Puritan
The Price of Subversion

A full combat analysis can be seen on the disc provided.
Or for choice edits just turn on your TV, any action channel will do.
That isn’t what you this report is for.
You want my analysis of Squad Frosty. How they handle subversives and there loyalty towards SLA.
Nine months ago I took on the team partially because they made the border list but mostly because the team showed potential. Under the leadership of Sonya Foster the team showed they had drive and marketability but were too self destructive to ever truly advance.
Once Mina Klein took over the team gained the organization it had greatly lacked and they began to get noticed, this is the point where I took management if the squad.

All the events while under Foster have been well documented as they are the reason the Squad was placed on the border list.

For all the BPN’s under Klein and my management please see the mission reports

The recent BPN was their highest profile and most dangerous mission to date.

Slayer himself issued a Platinum BPN to kill the traitor Alana Gallien and eliminate the soft company she had enhanced Puritan Solutions Inc. I was rather surprised when I was instructed to be part of this mission.

After accessing the intelligence on the Puritan Body Armour production facility. I realised why I would be needed. Mr Slayer in his wisdom knew I would have the resources to help make the op a success where as the operatives had the most direct experience with the deluge project suits.

Considering the projected amount of enemy combatants I decided additional manpower was necessary. I chose to eliminate another potential threat to SLA at the same time. Using a squad you had highlighted to me.
The Ever Circling Skeletal Family were contracted by myself to serve as a distraction by attacking the main most guarded entrance while frosty went in the back door.
The Ever Circling Skeletal Family were chosen because I had recently uncovered proof that there leader Dyno had been receiving funds from DN for the past 3 years. The rest of the squad were not directly implicated but I feel we can all agree there sacrifice was worthwhile.

After our initial distraction we split the group in 2. I with my new weaponry and armour would provide an attractive target giving the squad time to locate their main objective.
Thanks to some well placed grenades by Taanesh and Klein the enemy combatant were successfully split focusing on the 2 distraction as opposed to the highly trained team Frosty.

While split up I watched my distraction team get destroyed and then detonated the explosives I made them bring on the mission. I then proceeded to use over a ten thousand credits in ammunition and grenades trying to kill as many of the Puritan members as possible.

Team Frosty at this time encountered Gallien and the final result of the Deluge project the Chimera. They were eventually successful in combat and we all exited awaiting extraction.

Our extraction vehicle was then destroyed by DN. It has since come to my attention that an hour before the mission began Gallien had contacted DN to arrange an alliance and exchange of technology as long as they could get her and her research team off world.

Aware that we were now drastically outnumbered and had spent most of our resources, things looked bleak. My own armour was barely functional and the power supply was about to go offline. Whilst my ammo and grenade had been completely spent. So I activated the timer on my explosive payload.
Then I done something which I know you are not happy with.
I wilfully injected myself with a compound which would stop my heart. Thereby activating my LAD account and summoning immediate extraction and more fire-power.
The squad managed to hold on till the Kill Copter arrived at which point I was rather easily revived.
If I hadn’t activated my LAD and used all the resources at my disposal there is a good chance DN would currently be in possession of the Deluge project.

As for my assessment on the squad, they are undeniably good at there job.

Sonya Foster is undeniably a functioning Psychopath who is doing everything she ever wanted to do thanks to SLA. She has an endless supply of enemies to kill and all the drugs she’ll ever need. She views subversive opponents with a particular disdain barely recognising them as worthwhile adversaries, given the opportunity she will kill subversives in the name of SLA till the end of her days.

Mina Klein in leadership she has come into her own, her tactical awareness and knowledge of her opponents is impressive. She is also genuinely loyal in a way that few human operatives are. I would recommend her as a potential cloak operative if I didn’t know she was already on your list.

Taanesh has just begun to live the life he was born to lead, he is fighting in the name of Slayer. As long as he is allowed to continue we never have anything to worry about.

Russel Brown was a concern of mine for awhile, Al Ravi’s betrayal hit him harder than anyone else on the team. He was devastated by being forced to kill him. Thankfully he has bounced back thanks to counselling sessions he has received at the dark lament chapel. Now he sees Ravi for what he was and is rededicated to the team.

Have a SLA day

Sebastian Roman SCL 4B.3

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Operative Roman is to receive commendation for his use of SLA resources.
His recommendations are noted regarding members of the squad.
The anomaly however will be watched.
The anomaly’s file will be transferred, it is no longer a Cloak matter.

Locked File – Truth rating 4
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